Songs

SONG OF THE DAY written by Brother Theodosius Forrest in 1735

No more shall fame expand her wings, to sound of heroes, states or Kings,

A nobler flight of godless takes,

To praise our British beef in steaks.

A joyful theme for Britons free

Happy in beef & liberty

Oh! Charming Beef of thee possessed,

Completely carved in steaks and dressed,

We taste the dear variety,

Produced in earth, in air, in sea –

Their flavour’s all combined in thee,

Fit for the sons if Liberty.

A joyful theme for Britons free

Happy in beef & liberty

Throughout the realms where despots reign,

What tracks of glory now remain!

Their people, slaves of power and pride,

Fat beef and freedom are denied,

What realm, what state, can happy be,

Wanting our Beef and Liberty

A joyful theme for Britons free

Happy in beef & liberty

O’er sea-coal fire and steel machine,

We broil the beauteous fat and lean,

Our drink Oporto’s grapes afford,

Whilst India’s nectar crowns the board,

A right repast for such as we,

Friends to good cheer and Liberty!

A joyful theme for Britons free

Happy in beef & liberty

 

THE STEAK SONG performed by DYLAN AMLOT

Isn’t it awfully nice to eat a steak?

Isn’t it frightfully good to eat a lot?

It’s swell to chew the gristle, it’s divine to lick the bone

From the tiniest little kobe, to the world’s biggest T-bone.

So three cheers for your rib-eye or your rump

Hooray for your pommes frittes L’Entrecôte

Your cote du boeuf, your porterhouse, your sirloin or your fillet

You can roast it in the oven, you can grill it in the skillet

But don’t you dare over cook it, or we’ll banish you to France

And you won’t come back

Thank you very much

 

SONG OF THE DAY

BRETHREN SONG by CHRISTOPHER MAIR

If you wish to hear me sing,

Come listen to my ditty,

In the shape of a song; though not very long,

I hope you’ll think it witty.

My subject is beef-eating

In a society of Steak Appreciation

By a motley crew of every hue:

A wonderful creation.

The first is Mr Christopher Mair

Our founder and the Chair

His love affair with meat

Is the reason for our treat

The second is James Allen

Who drinks his Bordeaux by the gallon

His grace and demeanour are enchanting

When he’s not belching or farting

The third is Dylan Amlot

An appetite this man has got

And not just for beef I hasten to add

But in general for all things bad

Then there is Ashby Ben

Who’s physical fitness shames other men

Though this fine specimen of a gent

By second course is usually spent

Then there is David Cosgrave

A man who once hosted a rave

Where midgets carrying silver platters

Dealt ecstasy tablets to guest quite splattered

And there is Lord Savage

Many a healthy portion of meat this man has ravaged

He has a habit of sleeping in unusual places

Then waking abruptly and pulling angry faces

Then comes A. Morgan, Barrister

Never a finer connoisseur there were

But don’t trust this man to defend your case

He’ll surely do it off his face

Next in line is Matthew Howe

Who has a palette for the cow

But sadly for those English lasses

This man prefers Latina asses

Then we have Sir Paul Brown

Who ventures far from a northern town

This man has a habit of stripping

When the hard stuff he’s been a sipping

Next up is Mr Aldwinkle Ed

A man who usually last to bed

His quick wit and lightning pace

Make up a good deal for his ugly face

Then last is Mr Omar Ali

To who cause we must all rally

For this man’s sought after by the tory

To lead our country to great and glory

Who next we wonder joins the crew

Never more a dozen or two

The decision is ours together men

Who’ll join the S.A.S brethren

Comments
One Response to “Songs”
  1. dale cooper says:

    beef sucks.

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