Steak joke
“I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said ‘I bet you £5 you can’t guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf’. ‘ I’m not gambling!’ I said, ‘The steaks are too high!!!!!!’
Steak in a bottle
Now this is an idea if ever I heard one. Your favourite meat dishes sold in convenient bottle format. Just think of the possibilities this awesome invention unleashes. Now I can eat steak everywhere. On the tube. In meetings. On the golf course. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. I can probably even sneak a bit of meat … Read more
Steak I’ve been eating
It’s been a while I know. It’s not that I’ve been off the meat. On the contrary in fact. I’ve just been a bit tied up with other things such as moving home and surviving the apocalypse. There’s light at the end of the tunnel and good reason to celebrate with some delicious beef. Here’s … Read more
A great steak from Waitrose.
I know I bang on about never buying steak from supermarkets, but occasionally there’s no other option. Last weekend was one of these occasions. We’d spent the week in Switzerland skiing and arrived back in London on Saturday evening at about 7pm. In time to catch the last 15 minutes of the rugby but sadly … Read more
Potential rebrand & inaugural meeting
2009 is going to be a year of growth for the Meat Club. The most important development is going to be the start of my quarterly Meat Club meetings. Timing and venue for the first meeting is yet to be decided but it is likely it will be in February (after the Prohibition has ended), … Read more
First steaks of the year
January in the Mair household is a fairly boring affair. For the past several years Tillie has insisted we have a booze free month to start the year. In 2008 I made it to the 6th. This year however I am faring better. It’s the 9th and not a drop has passed my lips*. Steak … Read more
Xmas beef feast (part 3)
Boxing day was my dads turn to play host. He and Sue have just moved into a beautiful river side apartment in Battersea with an amazing view as you can see from the picture above. From the minute we arrived I knew something was not quite right. He was certainly not being his usual garrulous … Read more
A smelly side-order
My mother is staying at the moment and she suggested that she buy me three ribs of beef for my Christmas present, which I said was a splendid idea. My wife Tillie said that this would be fine providing that she also bought me a colinic irrigation as well, to which my mother replied “what’s … Read more
First post
Let’s keep this simple. Just how I like my meat. This is a no frills blog. It’s about meat and the mates I eat it with. Each week I’ll be updating it with pictures of the latest beef I’ve eaten and other news and information for meat lovers around the world. I say meat lovers, … Read more
